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Wednesday, 22 May 2013

A husband and wife are shopping

Posted on 06:10 by Ashish Chaturvedi
 

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a …case of Bud Lite and puts it in their cart.
 ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’, he replies. ‘Put them back, it’s a waste of money’, demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.
 A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of …face cream and puts it in the basket.
 What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband… “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.
 Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Bud Lite and it’s half the price….’
 HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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