A man threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge

Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six 

o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the 

Clifton Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below. 

Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you £5,000 that he jumps!" 

to which Beckham replies "£5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't." 

So they shake hands on the bet and continue watching. Sure enough, the 

man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes £5,000 

out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. 

But she refuses. "I can't take your money, David," she says. "The truth 

is, I was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going 

to jump." 

"No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square 

I was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I 

just didn't think he would do it again."