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Saturday 8 June 2013

Peanuts

Posted on 22:19 by Ashish Chaturvedi

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts...so the driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts..
Driver: Why don't you eat them yourself?
Old lady: I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth..
Driver: Then why do you buy them?
Old lady: Oh, I just love the chocolates around them!":D=D=))


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